Take two Scottish designers, preferably a silversmithing & jewellery graduate and an architecture student turned woodworker.

 

 

Place in a studio and mix with 2 cups of nature, 1 litre of laughter, 5 heaped teaspoons of mischief, a dollop of understatement and a pinch of eczema.

 

 

Marinate well for several years and stew in a rainy atmosphere until cooked through.

 

 

Serve immediately with chocolate.

 

 

 (Serves many UK outlets)